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Sep 1st 2009, 11:16 AM
You know those completely off the wall news stories that you run across, the ones that make you either laugh or stare at the screen with your jaw on the floor thinking "Now that guy deserves a Darwin Award"

Post em here...

Man Injures Self Breaking Into Jail (http://www.news4jax.com/news/20663481/detail.html)

... :roll:

Sep 1st 2009, 02:50 PM
So did he break his probation...... :lol:

Sep 2nd 2009, 08:43 AM
So did he break his probation...... :lol:

Not sure, but he sure broke his @$$ :lol:

Sep 2nd 2009, 03:19 PM
A real poster child for forced sterilization if ever there was one...... :o

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Sep 2nd 2009, 03:34 PM
I would say that he already was since he went to the jail he was just let out of to get away from the bad guys, in other word he did not have any cahunas to start with.


Sep 2nd 2009, 04:31 PM
Here's another:

Good: Someone gives you a gift. Bad: They stole it from someone's basement. Ugly: It's a water heater (http://www.phillyburbs.com/news/news_details/article/26/2009/september/02/man-charged-in-heater-theft.html)

Thought for the day:

Does the water in a "hot" hot water heater still need to be heated?!? :lol:

Sep 2nd 2009, 04:42 PM
A 22-year-old man was arrested in Kitsap, Wash., in August after tossing a barrage of rocks at people, leading some to chase him until police intervened. The man explained that he is preparing to enter Ultimate Fighting Championship contests but had never actually been in a fight and wanted experience at getting beaten up. [Kitsap Sun, 8-12-09]

Sep 4th 2009, 09:27 AM
Bethlehem police say 51-year-old Lloyd Virgil Barclay held up a KNBT branch on Wednesday morning, making off with $800. But Barclay forgot his wallet, which police say he placed on the teller's counter when he presented a note demanding money.

http://news.aol.com/article/alleged-pa- ... ing/655584 (http://news.aol.com/article/alleged-pa-robber-idd-after-leaving/655584)

Sep 4th 2009, 10:16 AM
College Students Get More Drunk When Drinks Are Cheap - There was actually $$ spent to do this study??

Bar discounts, special promotions linked to greater alcohol consumption, study shows. (http://www.healthfinder.gov/news/newsstory.aspx?docID=630523)

Sometimes I think that Beekeeping leads to a higher honey consumption but I can't be sure until there's a study... :roll:

Sep 7th 2009, 11:35 AM
This one is for slickmick. Boy I'm glad we don't have pythons in the USA

Toilet snake is twice the size of a man (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/article.html?Toilet_snake_is_twice_the_size_of_a_m an&in_article_id=732732&in_page_id=64)

Sep 7th 2009, 07:29 PM
that would make you GO alright

Sep 26th 2009, 09:35 PM
Cops mistake man in costume for an escaped Gorilla :cry:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... RILLA.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2655562/COPS-stopped-a-charity-runner-in-an-ape-costume-because-they-thought-he-was-an-escaped-GORILLA.html)