View Full Version : What socks are really good for......

Dec 31st 2009, 03:09 PM
A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters
a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing.
The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention
but the drunk continues to sit there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall .
The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either!"

Admit it.....you all used socks at some point in the past.... :Dancing:


Jan 1st 2010, 10:15 PM
Socks no...leaves, newspaper, and even those little tickets you win at the state fair (don't ask :-))


Jan 6th 2010, 08:23 AM
Come on, you guys never came back from a hunting trip with the top cut out of your socks?

Jan 6th 2010, 10:38 PM
I usually always have a rag with me, comes in handy for all sorts of things, almost as good as duct tape.


cow pollinater
Jan 7th 2010, 04:03 PM
almost as good as duct tape.G3

I think I'd go ahead and hack off my sock before I'd reach for that duct tape. :thumbsup:

Jan 7th 2010, 04:15 PM
HAHA that is not what I meant, but you would not have any klingons thats for sure!! :shock: :shock:


Jan 8th 2010, 05:28 AM
No, No, No....you got it all wrong. The duct tape is to hold your socks up after you cut the tops off.... :lol:

Jan 9th 2010, 03:35 PM
Spanish moss is the ticket down here.

Jan 9th 2010, 04:18 PM
I learned from my Daddy, always carry a roll of TP in your truck. :mrgreen:

Jan 9th 2010, 09:10 PM
That is good advice Brenda, mine is under the jump seat. That is one item you need to know where it is at for a fast retreval.