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Iddee
Feb 11th 2010, 03:45 PM
The sharing of marriage....
The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one
half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries,
dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down
between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people
around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple- all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.' As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to
the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old
couple. The old man said they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally
taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal
for them. This time the old woman said 'No, thank
you, we are used to sharing everything. Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old
lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked
'What is it you are waiting for?'
She answered

'THE TEETH.

Charles
Feb 11th 2010, 05:22 PM
:rolling: :rotfl: :rolling:

Mama Beek
Feb 11th 2010, 05:59 PM
Ewwww! :shock:

G3farms
Feb 11th 2010, 08:47 PM
Ewwww! :shock:

What's wrong with that?!?!................................he licked them off first :lol: :lol:

G3

Mama Beek
Feb 12th 2010, 08:08 AM
Ewwww! :shock:

What's wrong with that?!?!................................he licked them off first :lol: :lol:

G3

Ewwwww all over again! I'll keep my teeth to myself and he had better too! Ewwwww!