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  1. #1
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    Just another Blond Joke

    A blond woman was speeding down the road in her little yellow bug and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blond. The blond cop asked to see the blonds driver's license . She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

    "What does it look like"?' she finally asked.

    The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it".

    The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it, and handed it to the policewoman. Here it is," she said. The blond officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,

    'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop....'

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  2. #2
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    Re: Just another Blond Joke



    thats pretty good


  3. #3
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    Re: Just another Blond Joke

    I told this one during our holiday family gathering, and I had everyone laughing out loud! Good one!

    Now, if I can only remember it past tomorrow...

  4. #4
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    Re: Just another Blond Joke

    Blonde Cookbook

    It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me the extra bowls.


    He wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when he brought a friend home for supper


    A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.


    Today he asked for salad again I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Asked me why I was rolling around in the garden..

    I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it.. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

    Saturday
    He did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday. I don't have any clothes that fit it, and for some reason he keeps counting to ten.


    I wanted to serve roast but all I had was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius..I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.


    GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week! I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe. If I can talk him into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose.

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