EMERGENCY ROOM.... The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for four hours, I put on my old Air Force fatigues. I had previously stuck a patch on the front of my shirt, that I had downloaded off the Internet. When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least three hours off my waiting time. Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service. It also works well if you ever have to use a laundromat.