What's the difference between a friend and a true friend?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Larus, Oct 13, 2011.

  1. Larus

    Larus New Member

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    A friend will help you move your furniture.

    A true friend will help you move a dead body.
     
  2. gunsmith

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    Re: What's the difference between a friend and a true friend

    A friend will bail you out of jail.
    A true friend will be sitting next to you on the bunk in the cell saying "She sure didn't look like no police woman."
     

  3. Crofter

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    Re: What's the difference between a friend and a true friend

    True or Not?

    If you have a friend then keep him so,
    But do not let that friend your secrets know;
    For should that friend become a foe,
    Then to all the world will your secrets go!