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0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
 

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:lol: ... Bob has been found!!!!!! He was in the ICU ward at a hospital 2 states away. The hospital spokesman says that his right eye will recover 50% sight within 2 years, and you will never notice the glass eye in his left eye socket. The wires holding his broken jaw together will be removed sometime next month, and that, with extensive physical therapy, he may be able to walk without a limp. Best wishes for Bob..........
 
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