2 ole boys in a 7th floor hotel lounge Was setting having drinks when one of the ole boys went to the balcony and told the other he was going to jump fly around and land right back on the balcony. Sure enough he jumped and a minute later he was back on the balcony. He told the other guy heck you can do it to just got to be brave enough to try it. so after more proding and drinks the second fellow desided to try it. He jumped and splat hit the ground deader than a hammer. The bar tender looked at the other ole boy and said " superman you sure can be a butt when your drinking"