2010 Contract

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Dec 25, 2009.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    2010 Contract


    After serious & cautious consideration... your contract of friendship has been renewed for the New Year 2010!

    It was a very hard decision to make... So try not to screw it up!!!


    My Wish for You in 2010

    May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts.
    May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.
    May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!
    May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy
    May the problems you had, forget your home address!?
    In simple words .............
    May 2010 be the best year

    of your life!!!





    Merry Christmas


    &
    a Happy New Year!!
     
  2. cow pollinater

    cow pollinater New Member

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    "may theives come to steal your debts"
    I really think one of the hardsest laughs I've ever had was the time my wife told me she thought her credit card had been stolen... She was in a panic 'cause it had a $1,500 limit and it may all be gone already :shock:
    I figured it was probably safer in a theif's hands... At least that way I didn't have to pay the tab :yahoo: