"4 Worms In Church"

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  1. Eddy Honey

    Eddy Honey New Member

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    Four worms and a lesson to be learned!!!!

    A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

    Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

    The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

    The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

    The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

    The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

    At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

    The first worm in alcohol . . . . . . Dead .



    The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead .





    Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead
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    Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . Alive .



    So the Minister asked the congregation,


    "What did you learn from this demonstration?"






    Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said . . .
    "If you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,


    you won't have worms!"

    That pretty much ended the service!


     
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    DonMcJr New Member

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    So I'm clean:yahoo::lol:
     
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    :lol: funny