A case of Budweiser

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by crackerbee, Oct 24, 2011.

  1. crackerbee

    crackerbee New Member

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    Three Georgia rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Bubba and Gomer. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

    As the ambulance takes the body away, Bubba says, 'Well, shucks,
    someone should go and tell his wife.

    Gomer says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

    Bubba says, 'Where did you get that beer, Gomer?'
    'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Bubba replies.
    'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'

    'Well, not exactly', Gomer says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
    She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'

    Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'
     
  2. efmesch

    efmesch Active Member

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    Sounds like a case of her getting a Bit wiser.
     

  3. rast

    rast New Member

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    Picture- Perrybee on the left, G3 in the middle and Crackerbee on the right :D .
     
  4. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    I kind of resemble that remark :lol: :lol:
     
  5. gunsmith

    gunsmith New Member

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  6. efmesch

    efmesch Active Member

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    G3, if you look carefully, the red collar that's on your avatar's neck seems to be in Gomer's (Crackerbee's) pocket. :lol:
     
  7. PerryBee

    PerryBee New Member

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    I thought the joke was funny as it was, but when I read rast's comment I pertinear fell over!
    At least you picked me out as the handsome one!
    Thanks Buddy! :lol: :rolling: :rotfl:
     
  8. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    yeah my wife let me off the leash to run around and the collar had to go also :lol: :lol: