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Three Georgia ******** were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Bubba and Gomer. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bubba says, 'Well, shucks,
someone should go and tell his wife.

Gomer says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Bubba says, 'Where did you get that beer, Gomer?'
'Cooter's wife gave it to me,' Bubba replies.
'That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?'

'Well, not exactly', Gomer says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, 'You must be mistaken. I'm not a widow.'

Then I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'
 

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Sounds like a case of her getting a Bit wiser.
 

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G3, if you look carefully, the red collar that's on your avatar's neck seems to be in Gomer's (Crackerbee's) pocket. :lol:
 

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I thought the joke was funny as it was, but when I read rast's comment I pertinear fell over!
At least you picked me out as the handsome one!
Thanks Buddy! :lol: :rolling: :rotfl:
 
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