A drunk and a preacher

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Charles, Aug 13, 2009.

  1. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    A drunk and a preacher were driving up a mountainside in different vehicles. The drunk was swerving from side to side; the preacher was driving straight and true. All of a sudden, the preacher lost control and drove off the edge of a cliff. The drunk noticed the preacher going off the edge, so he stopped his car and went to see if he was all right. He noticed the preacher was climbing up the hillside. He yelled down at the preacher, "Are you alright?" And the preacher replied, "Have no fear my son, I had the Lord riding with me." The drunk then yelled back, "You had better let him ride with me next time, cuz your gonna get him killed!"
     
  2. BjornBee

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    A non-drunk preacher.... :eek: Must not of been Catholic! :lol:

    (Please insert the regular "disclaimer" in here)................................................................ :roll:
     

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    rast New Member

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    Hey, at least I stopped to see if he was OK.......
     
  5. BjornBee

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    Just make sure you wipe the paint off your bumper.... :eek:
     
  6. G3farms

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    Names in this story were changed to protect the innocent and no bottles of meade were hurt in the accident!

    G3
     
  7. BjornBee

    BjornBee New Member

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    It's basically a story of two guys :eek: , one took a leap of faith :roll: , one was lost for awhile :shock: , then they were reunited :twisted: , and they left together in one car :? . And iddee admits he was one of the guys.

    I'm sure that story would be better if it included blonde twins, a distraction, and............ :lol: