A duck walks into a bar

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  1. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

    Bartender says: "No."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Bartender says: "No."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Bartender says: "No, we have no bread."

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Bartender says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

    Duck says: "Got any bread?"

    Bartender says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar! "

    Duck says: "Got any nails?"

    Bartender says: "No"

    Duck says: "Got any bread?

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    G3farms New Member

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