A good hat is hard to find

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Murrell, Jun 10, 2011.

  1. Murrell

    Murrell New Member

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    A elderly lady was standing next to the railing on a cruise ship holding her hat tight to keep it from blowing away in the wind.

    A gentleman approached her and said " Pardon me, madam ...
    I do not intend to be forward but do you know your dress is blowing up in this high wind ? "

    " Yes I know" said the lady " but I need two hands to hold on to my hat "

    " But madam, you must know you are not wearing any panties and your private parts are exposed " said the gentleman in earnest.

    The woman looked down then back up at the man " Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday ! "

    Murrell
     
  2. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    She's got a good point there. :D