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A elderly lady was standing next to the railing on a cruise ship holding her hat tight to keep it from blowing away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said " Pardon me, madam ...
I do not intend to be forward but do you know your dress is blowing up in this high wind ? "

" Yes I know" said the lady " but I need two hands to hold on to my hat "

" But madam, you must know you are not wearing any panties and your private parts are exposed " said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down then back up at the man " Sir, anything you see down there is 75 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday ! "

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