A Great alternative to body scanners at airports:

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Murrell, Nov 24, 2010.

  1. Murrell

    Murrell New Member

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    The Israelis have developed an airport security device that eliminates
    the privacy concerns that comes with full body scanners at airports.

    It's a booth you can step into that will not X-ray you, but it will detonate any explosive device you may have on you !

    They see this as a win-win for everyone, with none of the whining about racial
    profiling. It would also eliminate the cost of long and expensive trials, Justice would be swift ! Case closed !

    Your in the airport terminal, You hear a muffled explosion.
    Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system:
    " ATTENTION standby passengers --- we now have a seat available on flight USA#1,
    Shalom "

    Murrell
     
  2. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    I like the idea myself, just hope it would be self cleaning also!!

    Saw on the news tonight where a lady came to the airport wearing a bikini :thumbsup: Now that is thinking ahead for sure.
     

  3. Murrell

    Murrell New Member

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    A fellow in Austin Texas wore Kilts, bare underneath !

    How ever they made a woman remove her { i've for gotten the right word } artifical breast she had from cancer surgery, also they pushed on the urnial bag of a guy causing it to over flow onto his pants, even tho in both cases they had been told of the conditions,ahead of time

    I get the airport happening news, lot of stuff happening that Uncle don't want us to know

    Murrell