[riverrat]

Im going to start this off and anyone who reads the post try and add a little to it until the story is complete the challenge lets see if we can put it all together before the end of christmas so we got to hurry you can post as many times as you like but not twice in a row so here goes

Twas the night before christmas when all thru the house not a creature was stiring not even a mouse

 

[brooksbeefarm]

why was riverrat in my house looking for a mouse. Jack

 

[Bitty Bee]

could we move the deadline to new years?

"Twas the night before christmas when all thru the house not a creature was stiring not even a mouse".....


Then the mouse woke up and ate all of Santa's cookies...

 

[Iddee]

"Twas the night before christmas when all thru the house not a creature was stiring not even a mouse".....

Cause everyone was drunk as a louse.

 

[G3farms]

from the table to the mantle
in a hurry he did scurry
a hole he did gnaw
right in the stocking of old grandpa

 

[G3farms]

"Twas the night before christmas when all thru the house not a creature was stiring not even a mouse".....

Cause everyone was drunk as a louse.

sipping on a jar of 180 proof
a hole was shot
right through the barn roof.

 

[Hobie]

"Twas the night before christmas when all thru the house, not a creature was stirring not even a mouse".....

The bees were all clustered up tight in their comb, and dreams of fresh flower buds kept them all warm.

 

[JPthebeeman]

"Twas the night before christmas when all thru the house not a creature was stiring not even a mouse".....

Cause everyone was drunk as a louse.

sipping on a jar of 180 proof
a hole was shot
right through the barn roof.

I heard Iddee yellin'
Son, "You need a new gun!"
And that's the truth
That's what happens
when ya sippin' on 180 proof!


...JP