A Man's Point of View

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by PerryBee, Oct 11, 2012.

  1. PerryBee

    PerryBee New Member

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    Going to test the mods with this one.

    Mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a couple of nice cold beers. The day was really beautiful and the brew facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
    Finally, I thought about an age old question:
    Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the prunes?
    Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a man getting kicked in the prunes.
    Well, after another beer and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.
    Getting kicked in the prunes is more painful than giving birth, and here is the reason for my conclusion.
    A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,
    "It might be nice to have another child."
    On the other hand, I doubt you will ever here a guy say,
    "Ya know, I think it would be nice..........................."

    I rest my case!
     
  2. Zookeep

    Zookeep Active Member

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    falls out of chair laughing so hard (hits prunes on chair leg on the way down) nope will never say I wanna do that again:lol::rolling::rotfl:
     

  3. Eddy Honey

    Eddy Honey New Member

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    LOL!

    This thread could spiral out of control really fast lol!

    ...but...what kind of beer was that?
     
  4. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    I have heard women who have done both say passing a kidney stone and giving birth is about equal.

    If that is so, I'll take the kick.

    I've never prayed to die when kicked, but I sure did while passing a stone.
     
  5. Eddy Honey

    Eddy Honey New Member

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    Oh man Iddee. I made alot of promises to the Lord above while passing a stone. One time it hit me while I was driving!

    My sister says stones are worse than childbirth!
     
  6. Marbees

    Marbees Member

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    Bud Wiser:lol:
     
  7. Slowmodem

    Slowmodem New Member

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    It sure wasn't Perry-ay!

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  8. riverbee

    riverbee Active Member

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    all i can say perry is you been drinking too many cold beers up there :lol:
     
  9. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    Perry your thinking too much, it not even winter yet! :lol::lol:
     
  10. Daniel Y

    Daniel Y New Member

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    Set down the beer and walk away, slowly, carefully and for heavens sake don't speak.

    Next thing you know our wives will be moderating this group!

    Sorry ladies, we are all very aware child birth is the most painful thing a human being can endure.
     
  11. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    Child birth has to be worse. It doesn't stop hurting for a minimum of 18 years. :shock: :thumbsup:
     
  12. Hobie

    Hobie New Member

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    :rolling:
    iddee speaks the truth!
     
  13. Marbees

    Marbees Member

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    And not just mothers :lol:
     
  14. BoilerJim

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    Wow Perry. If I am ever even remotely close to Nova Scotia, I'll bring the brew and you provide the lawn chairs and well solve some really deep thinkin type of world problems. Then we'll write a book and go on Oprah's show talking about how we came up with the answers and become rich. :lol: