A pirate story

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Ladyleo191, Nov 23, 2012.

  1. Ladyleo191

    Ladyleo191 New Member

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    A pirate walked into a bar & the bartender said,
    "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."

    "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."

    "What about the wooden leg?" the bartender
    asks. "You didn't have that before."

    "Well, we were in a battle & I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine
    now." says the pirate.

    "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?" asked the bartender.

    "We were in another battle." replied the pirate "I boarded a ship & got
    into a sword fight & my hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really."

    The bartender asks, "What about that eye patch?"

    The pirate replies, "Oh, one day we were at sea, & a flock of sea gulls flew over. I looked up & one of them dropped in my eye."

    "You're kidding“, said the bartender, "you couldn't lose an eye just from bird droppings."

    The pirate responds, "It was my first day with the hook."
     
  2. PerryBee

    PerryBee New Member

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    Now that is a good one! :lol: :thumbsup: Good way to start my day, Thanks!
     

  3. Slowmodem

    Slowmodem New Member

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    The eyes have it! :D
     
  4. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    that's a goodun