How did copper wire get invented? Two lawyers were fighting over a penny. :drinks:
BjornBee · Registered Joined Apr 1, 2009 · 1,697 Posts Discussion Starter · #1 · Nov 19, 2009 How did copper wire get invented? Two lawyers were fighting over a penny. :drinks:
BjornBee · Registered Joined Apr 1, 2009 · 1,697 Posts Discussion Starter · #2 · Nov 21, 2009 Know why it's so hard to solve a ******* murder? DNA is all the same and there ain't no dental records....
Know why it's so hard to solve a ******* murder? DNA is all the same and there ain't no dental records....
I Iddee · Registered Joined Sep 18, 2008 · 8,996 Posts #3 · Nov 21, 2009 Sorry, I don't know any "clean" one liners. :shock:
BjornBee · Registered Joined Apr 1, 2009 · 1,697 Posts Discussion Starter · #4 · Nov 22, 2009 Oh come on iddee....they are easy. ******* one's are easy. A ******* died and left his entire estate to his beloved widow. But she can't touch it till she turns 14. :thumbsup:
Oh come on iddee....they are easy. ******* one's are easy. A ******* died and left his entire estate to his beloved widow. But she can't touch it till she turns 14. :thumbsup:
BjornBee · Registered Joined Apr 1, 2009 · 1,697 Posts Discussion Starter · #5 · Nov 22, 2009 They recently had to pass a law in South Carolina to set the record straight once and for all. Yes, even after the divorce, you are still considered cousins....... :hi:
They recently had to pass a law in South Carolina to set the record straight once and for all. Yes, even after the divorce, you are still considered cousins....... :hi:
Hobie · Registered Joined Apr 3, 2009 · 1,399 Posts #6 · Nov 22, 2009 Two peanuts were walking down the road, and one was a salted.
BjornBee · Registered Joined Apr 1, 2009 · 1,697 Posts Discussion Starter · #7 · Nov 25, 2009 Todays joke of the day.... What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife..... 45 pounds!
BjornBee · Registered Joined Apr 1, 2009 · 1,697 Posts Discussion Starter · #8 · Nov 26, 2009 The family that sticks together....... should bathe more often.
Charles · Premium Member Joined Jul 10, 2008 · 1,470 Posts #9 · Nov 27, 2009 I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila. :drinks:
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila. :drinks:
BjornBee · Registered Joined Apr 1, 2009 · 1,697 Posts Discussion Starter · #10 · Nov 28, 2009 What does a tornado and a ******* divorce have in common..... Someone is going to lose a mobile home.... :thumbsup:
What does a tornado and a ******* divorce have in common..... Someone is going to lose a mobile home.... :thumbsup:
BjornBee · Registered Joined Apr 1, 2009 · 1,697 Posts Discussion Starter · #11 · Nov 29, 2009 How come when a man says something dirty, it's sexual harassment? But when a girl says something dirty....it's 3.99 a minute.......
How come when a man says something dirty, it's sexual harassment? But when a girl says something dirty....it's 3.99 a minute.......
Charles · Premium Member Joined Jul 10, 2008 · 1,470 Posts #12 · Nov 29, 2009 Oldy but a goody: Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Oldy but a goody: Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
BjornBee · Registered Joined Apr 1, 2009 · 1,697 Posts Discussion Starter · #13 · Dec 3, 2009 Don't grab a rock when you see someone living in a glass house.....get a camera! :thumbsup:
BjornBee · Registered Joined Apr 1, 2009 · 1,697 Posts Discussion Starter · #14 · Dec 6, 2009 How do you make a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.....
Hobie · Registered Joined Apr 3, 2009 · 1,399 Posts #15 · Dec 6, 2009 (I see Bjorn running with shovel-wielding wife in hot pursuit!)
BjornBee · Registered Joined Apr 1, 2009 · 1,697 Posts Discussion Starter · #16 · Dec 8, 2009 A day's work for a chicken but a lifetime commitment for a pig..... What is....Ham and eggs! :wave:
BjornBee · Registered Joined Apr 1, 2009 · 1,697 Posts Discussion Starter · #17 · Dec 9, 2009 The fight we had last night was not my fualt.... She asked me what was on T.V., and I said "Dust!".
BjornBee · Registered Joined Apr 1, 2009 · 1,697 Posts Discussion Starter · #18 · Dec 10, 2009 When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did -- in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car
When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did -- in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car
BjornBee · Registered Joined Apr 1, 2009 · 1,697 Posts Discussion Starter · #19 · Dec 15, 2009 When the chips are down....the buffalo is empty.
Charles · Premium Member Joined Jul 10, 2008 · 1,470 Posts #20 · Dec 16, 2009 Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.
