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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by BjornBee, Nov 19, 2009.
How did copper wire get invented?
Two lawyers were fighting over a penny. :drinks:
Know why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder?
DNA is all the same and there ain't no dental records....
Sorry, I don't know any "clean" one liners. :shock:
Oh come on iddee....they are easy. Redneck one's are easy.
A redneck died and left his entire estate to his beloved widow.
But she can't touch it till she turns 14. :thumbsup:
They recently had to pass a law in South Carolina to set the record straight once and for all.
Yes, even after the divorce, you are still considered cousins....... :hi:
Two peanuts were walking down the road, and one was a salted.
Todays joke of the day....
What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife.....
The family that sticks together.......
should bathe more often.
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila. :drinks:
What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common.....
Someone is going to lose a mobile home.... :thumbsup:
How come when a man says something dirty, it's sexual harassment? But when a girl says something dirty....it's 3.99 a minute.......
Oldy but a goody:
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Don't grab a rock when you see someone living in a glass house.....get a camera! :thumbsup:
How do you make a dishwasher into a snowblower?
Give her a shovel.....
(I see Bjorn running with shovel-wielding wife in hot pursuit!)
A day's work for a chicken but a lifetime commitment for a pig.....
What is....Ham and eggs!
The fight we had last night was not my fualt....
She asked me what was on T.V., and I said "Dust!".
When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did -- in his sleep.
Not screaming like the passengers in his car
When the chips are down....the buffalo is empty.
Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.