Know why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder? DNA is all the same and there ain't no dental records....
Oh come on iddee....they are easy. Redneck one's are easy. A redneck died and left his entire estate to his beloved widow. But she can't touch it till she turns 14. :thumbsup:
They recently had to pass a law in South Carolina to set the record straight once and for all. Yes, even after the divorce, you are still considered cousins....... :hi:
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila. :drinks:
What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common..... Someone is going to lose a mobile home.... :thumbsup:
How come when a man says something dirty, it's sexual harassment? But when a girl says something dirty....it's 3.99 a minute.......
Oldy but a goody: Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
When I die, I want to go like my grandfather did -- in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car