A real redneck

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Jun 4, 2009.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'


    You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

    You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

    You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

    You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

    You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

    You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

    You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

    You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

    You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
     
  2. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    I suspected I was a redneck, but this confirms it ;)
     

  3. BeeHunter

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    yeeeee haaaaa let the rednecks unite!
    ;) :D
     
  4. Hobie

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    So, what IS the difference between "a redneck" and a "good ol' boy"?
     
  5. BeeHunter

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  6. Hobie

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    I've always heard that a redneck throws the beer cans out the window of his pick-up truck, and a good ol' boy throws them into the bed. :D
     
  7. BeeHunter

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    Never thought of that!!! I throw mine in the trash!!!
     
  8. BjornBee

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    The length of the mullet... :lol:
     
  9. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    Rednecks are born as such. Good ol' boys are developed later in life. Of course, being a redneck is a prerequisite to becoming a good ol' boy. :lol:
     
  10. hankdog1

    hankdog1 New Member

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    I thought you had to be a southerner too before you could make it to the good ol' boy status.