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You might be a ******* if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'


You might be a ******* if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a ******* if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a ******* if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a ******* if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a ******* if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a ******* if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a ******* if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a ******* if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a ******* if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
 

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I've always heard that a ******* throws the beer cans out the window of his pick-up truck, and a good ol' boy throws them into the bed. :D
 

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Hobie said:
I've always heard that a ******* throws the beer cans out the window of his pick-up truck, and a good ol' boy throws them into the bed. :D
Never thought of that!!! I throw mine in the trash!!!
 

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******** are born as such. Good ol' boys are developed later in life. Of course, being a ******* is a prerequisite to becoming a good ol' boy. :lol:
 

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Iddee said:
******** are born as such. Good ol' boys are developed later in life. Of course, being a ******* is a prerequisite to becoming a good ol' boy. :lol:
I thought you had to be a southerner too before you could make it to the good ol' boy status.
 
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