[Iddee]

You might be a ******* if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'


You might be a ******* if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a ******* if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a ******* if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a ******* if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a ******* if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a ******* if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a ******* if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a ******* if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a ******* if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

 

[Charles]

I suspected I was a *******, but this confirms it

 

[BeeHunter]

yeeeee haaaaa let the ******** unite!

 

[Hobie]

So, what IS the difference between "a *******" and a "good ol' boy"?

 

[BeeHunter]

spellin'

 

[Hobie]

I've always heard that a ******* throws the beer cans out the window of his pick-up truck, and a good ol' boy throws them into the bed.

 

[BeeHunter]

I've always heard that a ******* throws the beer cans out the window of his pick-up truck, and a good ol' boy throws them into the bed.

Never thought of that!!! I throw mine in the trash!!!

 

[BjornBee]

So, what IS the difference between "a *******" and a "good ol' boy"?

The length of the mullet... :lol:

 

[Iddee]

******** are born as such. Good ol' boys are developed later in life. Of course, being a ******* is a prerequisite to becoming a good ol' boy. :lol:

 

[hankdog1]

******** are born as such. Good ol' boys are developed later in life. Of course, being a ******* is a prerequisite to becoming a good ol' boy. :lol:

I thought you had to be a southerner too before you could make it to the good ol' boy status.