This is not a joke. I read this in a bee catalog in the discontinued items section as a description for Sucrocide:
I believe my tinkering around in the hive makes them resentful enough. I don't need to spray resentment on them, too! LOLThis product is made from sucrose Octanoate Esters, which is a safe naturally occurring compound. This product must be mixed with water and sprayed on the bees with a garden or backpack sprayer. You must wet every bee in each colony three times every 7 to 10 day intervals, which makes the bees very mad and resentful.