This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo for my three rifles. On the way home I stopped at the gas station and this drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. She looked at the ammo in the back of my truck and said in a very sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?" I thought it over for a few seconds and responded, "Well, what kind of ammo have you got to trade?"