Ole Little Rat went to a horse auction with his dad one afternoon. I watched as he moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs rump, and chest. After a few minutes, I asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" Dad said, "Because when I'm buying horses,I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy." Little Rat got all worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS man is thinking about buying Mom."