ABSTINENCE

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  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    ABSTINENCE

    A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We

    have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain

    from sex for an entire month."



    The couple agreed and, after two-and-a-half weeks, returned

    To the church. When the Pastor ushered them into his office, the wife was

    crying, and the husband obviously was very depressed.



    "You are back so soon...Is there a problem?" the pastor

    inquired.

    "We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain

    from sex for the required month," the young man replied sadly.



    The pastor asked him what happened.



    "Well, the first week was difficult; however, we managed to

    abstain through sheer willpower.

    The second week was terrible, but with the use of

    prayer, we managed to abstain.

    The third week, however, was unbearable. We tried

    cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible, or anything to keep

    our minds free of carnal thoughts.



    But one afternoon, my wife reached for a can of paint and

    dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I noticed that she didn't

    have panties on and I was overcome with lust and I had my way with her,

    right then and there," admitted the man, shamefacedly.



    "You understand this means you will not be welcome into our

    church," stated the pastor.



    "We know," said the young man, hanging his head.

    "We're not welcome at Lowe's anymore, either.
     
  2. Bens-Bees

    Bens-Bees New Member

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    Oh my... that is funny.