Alabama preacher

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  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone
    in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the
    Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a
    Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do
    not intend to accept this.
    Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask
    forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."
    No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the
    nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember,
    you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory.
    Now stand and confess your transgression."
    Again all was quiet.
    Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that
    would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was
    bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend
    there has been a terrible misunderstanding.
    I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I
    simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard
    under the sheets."
    The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the
    congregation roared!
  2. dogsoldier13

    dogsoldier13 Guest

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    thats a good one :lol:

  3. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    haha that is a good one