All Seniors Aren't Senile

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, May 7, 2010.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    An elderly,(about 70), white-haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young blonde at his side.

    He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.


    The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special."

    At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," he said.

    The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."

    The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, "By check. I know you need to make sure my check clears so I'll write it now, and you can call the bank on Monday morning to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up on Monday afternoon," he said..



    On Monday morning, the jeweler 'phoned the old man and said "Sir, there's no money in that account."

    "I know," said the old man, "but let me tell you about my weekend!"

    All Seniors Aren't Senile
     
  2. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    Now that is thinking ahead ;)
     

  3. cow pollinater

    cow pollinater New Member

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    :thumbsup: Now all I gotta do is remember it long enough to pass it around.

    A few years ago my wife and I went out to dinner for our aniversary. She did a little monolog about what I mean to her and how wonderful life with me has been and then she tapered off and gave me the "your turn" look.
    I told her, "all this time together and my taste in women hasn't changed a bit..." I waited until the tears of joy at my sweetness were about ready to drop before I added "I still like twenty year olds".
    Thank God one of her favorite things about me is my sense of humor.
     
  4. rast

    rast New Member

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    I like em, now lets see, I got to figure my wife's age minus how many years we been married, ..... uh oh :?: