An elderly gentleman

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by PerryBee, Jun 24, 2013.

  1. PerryBee

    PerryBee New Member

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    An elderly gentleman was stopped by the police around 2 am. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.

    The man replied, "I am on my way to a lecture on alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late."

    The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"

    The man replied, "That would be my wife."

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    BSAChris New Member

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  3. riverbee

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    "The officer then asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?"
    The man replied, "That would be my wife."


    that is funny!!!!.........:lol:
     
  4. efmesch

    efmesch Active Member

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    I wonder if he has to pay an admission fee? :lol:
    Good one Perry.
     
  5. bamabww

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    Sounds like he's had to attend other lectures from the same speaker. Good one Perry.
     
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    :rolling:
    That's a good one.
     
  8. brooksbeefarm

    brooksbeefarm New Member

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    Good one Perry,by the way, didn't his picture kind of looked like Tec??:???: Jack
     
  9. ApisBees

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    I hate it when they feel the need to lecture about what I was doing wrong. Just give me the ticket and let me be on my way.
     
  10. PerryBee

    PerryBee New Member

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    :lol: :thumbsup: :wink:
     
  11. riverbee

    riverbee Active Member

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    "I hate it when they feel the need to lecture about what I was doing wrong. Just give me the ticket and let me be on my way."

    apis, all cops have to attend LECTURE CLASS 101 before they can graduate..........:lol: