An oldie, but a goodie

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Apr 30, 2010.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).

    We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed Dad was fixated on the teenager sitting next to him... couldn't seem to stop staring!

    The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, purple and blue.

    My dad kept staring at him, even though the teenager caught him doing it every single time.


    Finally, the teenager had enough and sarcastically asked,
    'What's the matter old man??? Never done anything wild in your life?'

    Knowing my Dad's sense of humor, I quickly swallowed my food so I wouldn't choke on his response.



    Dad didn't disappoint, didn't bat an eye and promptly responded, " Got drunk once...and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son!"
     
  2. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    :rolling: :rotfl:

    I like talking to old codgers and listening to the wild things they did in their youth, some are really funny.

    Good one for sure.

    G3