best resume ever

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  1. riverrat

    riverrat New Member

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    Best Resume Ever
    A big thank you to Iddee for helping me find my new assistant!!! :eek:) Here's who I chose. His resume is absolutely the best I've ever seen!!: Resimay To hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the pa...per. I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.. I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the ladies. I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start emeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly, PEPITO PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me. My response: Dear Pepito , It's OK, honey, we've got spellcheck. See you Monday!!
     
  2. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    And the blonde in the bikini got the job...........