Best trade ever!!

Discussion in 'Trading Post' started by afterburn001, Jul 1, 2012.

  1. afterburn001

    afterburn001 New Member

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    I know most of you in the US is, and has been experiencing a heat wave for some time now. Here in Washington State we have had DOUBLE the RECORD rainfall for June and out temperatures have been lower than average as well. It's a good day if we reach 68. I have been watching the long range forecast for about a week now and have been looking forward to today. All week long the forecast for today has been sunny and 72. Well, they were a bit off... Rain and 56 right now.

    Here is my offer:
    I will trade seven days of your drought and heat for seven days of cool temps and all the rainfall you can handle. But wait, there's more! Included in this trade, I will send you a dozen worker/trainer bees. These bees are specialized and can train your bees in such things as: Advance raindrop dodging, wind and low visibility landing techniques, hive bilge pump repair (you will need to provide your own bilge pump), scuba and underwater pollen collection and much more! Act now and I will also throw in six exercise drones. These drone are proficient at keeping the hive active during those days that they can't get outside to forage. They have many exercise routines and are excellent motivators!

    With such a great deals as this, I must insist that you provide the vehicle necessary to transport the weather.
     
  2. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    You had me sold until the exercising drones..........reminded me of Richard Simmons :lol:
     

  3. afterburn001

    afterburn001 New Member

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    Haha, These drones would more like the jack lalanne's of the bee world.
     
  4. efmesch

    efmesch Active Member

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    If you really had your bees trained well, they would fan the weather out this way.:lol:
     
  5. PerryBee

    PerryBee New Member

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    Anything else or is that your final offer? :lol:
     
  6. afterburn001

    afterburn001 New Member

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    It's only my second year. I'll see if I can train them to do that next year :wink:

    OK just for you, Perry just for you, I can also send one of the penicillin harvesters. these specialist harvest medical grade penicillin straight from the mold that grows in this climate. Taste like hone too! I can only include one, though. It take a lot of time and money to secure a PHD for one of our girls.