Big Tipper

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Ray, Jan 31, 2013.

  1. Ray

    Ray Member

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    Larry, a grumpy old guy, expected a lot for his money. He tended to be a skimpy tipper and received skimpy service as a consequence. One day disgusted with the service, at the local diner, he left a single penny for a tip. The waitress stopped him before he could leave and told him she could tell a lot about a man by the size and placement of his tip.
    She told him that:
    He appreciated value
    He expected people to give 100% to their efforts
    He was a bachelor
    Larry was amazed and agreed that they where all true
    The waitress then replied: "and your Dad was a bachelor too".
     
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    G3farms New Member

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    More like read between the lines!

    Good one:lol:
     
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    How to tell someone off with a compliment.
     
  6. gunsmith

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    Sounds like some of the waitresses I know. :grin: