I liked Letterman's comment on bin Laden: There’s already been some trouble for Osama bin Laden in the afterlife. There was a mix up and he was greeted by 72 vegans.
I have heard that there is a new drink available at VFWs across the Nation. A Bin Laden. Recipe? 2 shots and a splash. Have you seen Bin Laden's last Facebook page? Message: "Someone's knockin' at the door." Navy Seals: Like This
the last think bin laden reportedly said to his top aid was you keep an eye on the fort im going to go feed the fish
Bin Laden was horrified to find 72 of the ugliest people ever, waiting for him, people so ugly they were guaranteed to be virgins... here's one of 'em: http://www.musicbanter.com/attachments/ ... person.jpg