A blonde goes out for a run. She comes to a river and cannot see a bridge anywhere nearby. She spots another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoohoo doll!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You're already on the other side!" .................. Another blonde driving down the road sees a blonde woman in a row boat, out in the middle of a field. She pulls over and shouts. You know it is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name. If I had more time I would swim out there and kick your tail!