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Boy! Ain't this the truth!

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets have a look at the evidence: ??- No Christmas?- No television?- No nude women?- No football?- No pork chops?- No hot dogs?- No burgers?- No beer?- No bacon?- Rags for clothes?- Towels for hats? Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower?- More than one wife?- More than one mother in law?- You can't shave?- Your wife can't shave?- You can't wash off the smell of donkey?- You wipe your arse with your hand?- You cook over burning camel s***?- Your wife is picked by someone else?- Your wife smells worse than your donkey ?? Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"?? No sh%%.. Sherlock!.... It's not like it could get much worse
 

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Iddee says,It's not like it could get much worse

Well i don't know about that. :confused: They don't know what there new wife looks like until after there married, and when they fix your meal they would have to use there unclean hand(like when peeling potatoes. :roll: Then when you blow your self up your guaranteed 72 virgins that will become wives that will give you 72 mother-in-laws. :shock: If thats heaven i shudder to think what hell is like. :mrgreen: Jack
 

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i had to put that one on my facebook wall good stuff :goodpost:
 
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