British humor is different

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Eddy Honey, Aug 1, 2013.

  1. Eddy Honey

    Eddy Honey New Member

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    These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:

    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8 years old,
    Hateful little bastard.
    ... Bites!

    FREE PUPPIES
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

    FREE PUPPIES.
    Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
    Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
    Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
    Must sell washer and dryer £100.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
    Worn once by mistake.
    Call Stephanie.

    **** And the WINNER is... ****

    FOR SALE BY OWNER.
    Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
    Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
     
  2. Walt B

    Walt B Active Member

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    :lol::rolling::rotfl::thumbsup:

    Walt
     

  3. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    Tell it like it is. :D
     
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    bamabww Active Member

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    Those are good. I like the first one best.
     
  6. Slowmodem

    Slowmodem New Member

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    It kind of reminds me of this picture:

    CatFound.jpg
     
  7. gunsmith

    gunsmith New Member

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    I actually sold a litter of puppies as outlined in #2.
    Here is exactly what I placed in the Craigslist ad:"Puppies for sale: 1/2 purebred beagle and 1/2 sneaky Mountain Feist from next door that can climb a 6 foot fence. I sold every one of them.