Can Never Bee....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by riverbee, Feb 23, 2013.

  1. riverbee

    riverbee Active Member

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    There was a handsome honey bee
    Who fell in love with a butterfly
    Who he met in a tulip tree.
    He said I love you madly
    Will you share my life?
    Let us fly away together
    Will you be my wife?
    Oh no - no cried she.
    That can never be.
    For I am a Monarch's daughter
    And you are a son of a bee.

    :lol:

    (ps, have no idea who the author is, was sent to me)
     
  2. Ray

    Ray Member

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    :clapping:excellent!
     

  3. Slowmodem

    Slowmodem New Member

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    That reminds me of the Royal Potatoes:

    There was a King Potato, a Queen Potato, and a Princess Potato. When the Princess turned 18, she decided she was going to go and see the world and learn about life. After a few months, she returned home and told her parents, "I'm going to get married! I'm going to marry Harry Reasoner!" (you can see how old this joke is!)

    The King and Queen Potatoes consulted about this turn of events and told the Princess, "I'm sorry, that can never be."

    The Princess Potato was devistated. "Why not?" she cried. The King Potato replied, "Because he's a commentator." (think about it, it'll come to you!) :D
     
  4. riverbee

    riverbee Active Member

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    "Because he's a commentator. (think about it, it'll come to you!)"

    common tator......:doh:!
     
  5. PerryBee

    PerryBee New Member

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    Groan....but...:thumbsup: :lol: