Cannibals

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Ladyleo191, Apr 2, 2013.

  1. Ladyleo191

    Ladyleo191 New Member

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    A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker are captured by cannibals.

    The chief cannibal comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, put you in a pot, cook you, eat you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."

    The Frenchman says, "I take zee sword."

    The chief gives him a sword, he says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.

    The Englishman says, "Right oh, a pistol for me, please."
    The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at himself, says, "God save the queen!" and shoots.

    The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork."

    The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere. There's blood gushing out all over, it's horrible!

    The chief is appalled, and asks, "What in the world are you doing?"

    The New Yorker says, "So much for your stupid canoe!"
     
  2. PerryBee

    PerryBee New Member

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    :lol: :rolling::rotfl::thumbsup:
     

  3. bamabww

    bamabww Active Member

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    That's one way to spoil their plans.
     
  4. tefer2

    tefer2 New Member

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    :lol::rolling:
     
  5. dr.buzz

    dr.buzz New Member

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    I thought one of them was going to say, "Old age."
     
  6. Slowmodem

    Slowmodem New Member

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    I was guessing cholesterol. :cool:
     
  7. Minz

    Minz Member

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    I come to this forum just to visit the humor section. Again does not dissappoint!