Confucius ...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Marbees, Jan 9, 2013.

  1. Marbees

    Marbees Member

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    CONFUCIUS DID NOT SAY...

    Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

    Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

    Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

    Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion

    Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

    Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

    War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

    Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

    Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. .. ...

    "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

     
  2. Slowmodem

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    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

    Man with woman on ground have peace on earth.
     

  3. ApisBees

    ApisBees Active Member

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    Thanks good ones LOL
     
  4. Ray

    Ray Member

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    How about: Man with hives not necessarily a beekeeper.
     
  5. ApisBees

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    your right, could be allergic to something