A man & his wife (Both coon hunters) were lying in bed about to go to sleep. She: Honey if I died would you remarry? He: Well---- I guess probably. She: Would she live in my house? He: Well--I guess so. She: Would she sleep in my bed? He: Ya, I guess so. She: Would she hunt with my Black & tans? He: No she hunts English. Thats when the fight started.