da rat calls the church

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  1. riverrat

    riverrat New Member

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    ole rat called up a local church?

    The minister’s secretary answered the phone. and I said, “I’d like to speak to the head hog.†Shocked, the secretary replied, “That’s not a very kind thing to say about our beloved priest!†puzzled I said, “I’d like to speak to the head hog because I’d like to donate $1,000,000 to the church.†The secretary replied, “Hold on a moment, I think the big fat pig just walked n the door.â€