the teacher decided that in science class she would teach about the elements. So she stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw element in the world what would it be?" Little iddee raised his hand and said..., "I would want gold, because gold is worth a lot of money and I could buy a Porsche." The teacher agreed and called on little jack. "I would want platinum, because platinum is worth more than gold and I could buy a Corvette" The teacher smiled and then called on ole rat. I stood up and said, "I would want silicon." The teacher said, "Why silicon rat?" I said, "Because my neighbor lady has two bags of it and you should see all the sports cars outside our house!"