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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Jun 11, 2011.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    Hi Bob, I really need your advice on a serious problem:
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    > I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on
    > me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs
    > up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look
    > out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
    > Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat.
    > When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then
    > she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
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    > It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a
    > hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.
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    > Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it?

    Thanks
    Riverrat
     
  2. gunsmith

    gunsmith New Member

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    Rat:
    Just glommed onto this one(I'm new on the forum) and have 1 question.

    Is it cast steel?
     

  3. brooksbeefarm

    brooksbeefarm New Member

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    If you had been fishing more, you would have found that engine problem sooner. :lol: Jack
     
  4. gunsmith

    gunsmith New Member

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    :goodpost:
    I agree. You need to get your priorities straight.
     
  5. riverrat

    riverrat New Member

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    i can replace the wife got to fix the boat :D