Divorce vs. Murder

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Intheswamp, May 9, 2012.

  1. Intheswamp

    Intheswamp New Member

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    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some Cyanide."

    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

    The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!


    All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.


    The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,


    "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
     
  2. PerryBee

    PerryBee New Member

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    :lol: :rolling: :rotfl:
     

  3. Slowmodem

    Slowmodem New Member

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    Good one! :clap:
     
  4. Hog Wild

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    That's a good one! :lol:
     
  5. efmesch

    efmesch Active Member

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    shoulda recommended something more painful.
     
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    :rolling::lol: Funny Stuff right there
     
  8. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    :thumbsup: :rolling:
     
  9. bamabww

    bamabww New Member

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    One of the best yet!
     
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    :thumbsup::thumbsup::lol:
     
  11. reidi_tim

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    Why is divorce so expensive?? Because it's worth it