Divorced Barbie

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Dec 16, 2009.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    One day a father gets out of work and on his way home remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He stops by a toy shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?"

    The salesperson answers, “We have:
    Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
    Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
    Beach Barbie for $19.95,
    Disco Barbie for $19.95,
    Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
    Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
    Skater Barbie for $19.95, and
    Divorced Barbie for $265.95."

    The amazed father asks, “Why in the world is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

    The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers...
    "Sir!!!
    The Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's
    Furniture, Ken's Computer, Ken's Best Friend ……"
     
  2. Walt B

    Walt B New Member

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    :rolling:

    This is making the rounds here at work. Thanks,

    Walt
     

  3. BjornBee

    BjornBee New Member

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    Ken needs to pay G.I. Joe some cash to take out Barbie....and I'm not talking on a date..... :hunter:
     
  4. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    haha aint it the truth :rolling: :rotfl: :rolling: