Don't mess with 'old' people!!!!

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  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    Don was an old man. He was sick
    and in the hospital. There was one nurse
    that just drove him crazy.
    Every time she came in, she would talk
    to him like he was a little child. She
    would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
    ’And how are we doing this morning',

    or 'Are we ready for a bath', or 'Are we hungry?'
    Old Don had had enough of this
    particular nurse. One day, at breakfast,
    Old Don took the apple juice off the
    tray and put it in his bed side stand.
    Next, he was given a urine bottle
    to fill for testing.
    So you know where the juice went!

    The nurse came in a little later, picked
    up the urine bottle and looked at it.
    'My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. '
    At this, Old Don snatched the bottle
    out of her hand, popped off the top,
    and drank it down, saying,
    'Well, I'll run it through again.
    Maybe I can filter it better this time.'
    The nurse fainted!
    Old Don just smiled!


    DON'T MESS WITH 'OLD' PEOPLE!!!!
     
  2. Marbees

    Marbees Member

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    :rolling::lol::lol: oh man, this one is a winner:thumbsup:
     

  3. jim314

    jim314 New Member

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    :lol::lol::rolling::rolling:
     
  4. efmesch

    efmesch Active Member

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    Give Don enough time and I'm sure he'll come up with somethig good for this one too.
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