Don't say "Pee" in church

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  1. bamabww

    bamabww Active Member

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    A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'"
    The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper." The father looked at him and said, "Okay, whisper in my ear."
     
  2. Marbees

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    :lol::lol: ain't easy being a father
     

  3. efmesch

    efmesch Active Member

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    Reminds me of a " joke" from my childhood days.

    Q. What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
    A. Anyone can mash potatoes, but who can........
     
  4. blueblood

    blueblood New Member

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    I like both...ha!