Dumb Laws

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Walt B, Apr 27, 2012.

  1. Walt B

    Walt B New Member

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    Just heard a commercial that mentioned you "can be fined in Oklahoma for making faces at dogs". Well, got on a website, http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/ and here's what I found for Texas...

    1. The Bluebonnet is the official song of the state flower.
    2. It is illegal to sell one's eye.
    3. When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. (don't think about this too long or blood will spurt from your brain)
    4. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.
    5. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
    6. It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.
    7. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
    8. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

    Walt
     
  2. riverbee

    riverbee Active Member

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    "It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel." :lol:

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