favorite animal

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side...PG-13' started by Iddee, Jun 1, 2010.

  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
    chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right,
    everyone else in the class laughed.

    My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
    chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and
    he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
    animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

    Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
    happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal
    was I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd
    asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make
    them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office
    again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

    I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
    doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what
    famous person we admire most.

    I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

    Guess where I am now...
     
  2. Mama Beek

    Mama Beek New Member

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    Too funny! Sounds like something my kids would do. ;)
     

  3. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    I guess that teacher must have liked tofu-burgers.

    I bet the Colonel's favorite animal was a chicken also!!

    G3