Final Exam

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  1. Iddee

    Iddee New Member

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    THE FINAL EXAM

    At Penn State University , there were four sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an 'A' so far. These four friends were so confident that, the weekend before finals, they decided to visit some friends and have a big party. They had a great time but, after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Penn State until early Monday morning.

    Rather than taking the final then, they decided that after the final they would explain to their professor why they missed it. They said that they visited friends but on the way back they had a flat tire. As a result, they missed the final. The professor agreed they could make up the final the next day. The guys were excited and relieved. They studied that night for the exam.


    The next day the Professor placed them in separate rooms and gave them a test booklet. They quickly answered the first problem worth 5 points. Cool, they thought! Each one in separate rooms, thinking this was going to be easy... then they turned the page. On the second page was written...
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    For 95 points: Which tire? _________
     
  2. BjornBee

    BjornBee New Member

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    Lets turn this into a game.

    Each one got a passing grade, even though they could not of answered the question. So what are some replies that would of won over the professor?

    Be creative...... :thumbsup:
     

  3. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    I don't know which tire was flat since I was passed out drunk in the back seat.

    G3
     
  4. srvfantexasflood

    srvfantexasflood New Member

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    The one that was flat.

    SRVFANTEXASFLOOD
     
  5. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    You hit them police spike strips just right it pretty much takes them all out :Dancing:
     
  6. G3farms

    G3farms New Member

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    Sounds like you are talking from experience there "Mr. Hot Rod" :lol: :lol:

    G3
     
  7. Charles

    Charles New Member

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    haha, I'm a good enough driver to miss the spikes, it's the radio I could never beat :telephone: of course, that was all in my younger day's :eek: